Years ago, my younger brother taught me how to make quesadillas. He worked as a cook at Denny’s when he was in college, so they aren’t the flopsy soulless steamed quesadillas popular at an upscale casual fast food Mexican restaurants. They are buttery, crispy, ooey gooey goodness. They are also remarkably versatile. Take […] 
1. Smallpox 2. X-ray vision 3. Ingrown toenails 4. Cottage cheese 5. Vericose veins 6. Facial hair 7. Being stalked by Dr. Phil 8. Tarantula infestation 9. All-expense paid vacation to Delaware 10. My picture under BEACH DON’TS on the cover of National Enquirer 11. Pro wrestling tickets 12. Black licorice 13. Belly button fuzz […] 
The last time I went to the zoo, Ollie was riding around inside me. It was so hot, I took shelter in the air-conditioned gift shop, a place I normally avoid. Kids and gift shops need validation from each other. One needs tacky personalized souvenir license plates. The other needs allowance money. Yesterday, we […] |
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