Compartments

Ancient History

Follow Me?

Instagram

My blog is nine years old today, thinks it needs a limo ride to McDonald’s

Update: If you saw a pop-up with Mister Rogers singing a happy birthday song, it’s because my darling husband hacked my blog to surprise me. I was really upset at first, but then I began wondering why a hacker would try to destroy me in that manner. I went from furious to confused to laughing to crying-while-laughing in the span of ten minutes.

Happy birthday to my dumb blog! Here’s my once-a-year post where I mention the word I hate* multiple times!

It’s amazing how many things are the same as they were on September 30th, 2004. I spent my days and nights with small children. I still spend my days and nights with small children. And all my former small children are now big children with chemistry homework. I’m shorter than two of them.

Nine Years Ago

Aidan was in second grade. Beatrix is our current second grader.

Ryley was in kindergarten. Now, he’s a freshman in high school.

Sam was four. Archie is four.

Tommy was coming up on three. Teddy just turned three.

Joel was eleven months. Ollie is eleven months.

I got pregnant eight more times, but only 50% of those pregnancies resulted in happy, healthy mewling babies. For a long time, this was a place where I wrote about loss, grief, pregnancy after loss, bed rest, babies. Moving on, it feels a little like I lost my voice or purpose or (I LOATHE THIS) niche. Yuck.

I’m a little stunned I’ve kept this up for so long. Since publishing my first entry, I’ve posted 1,541 more times. I must like it or something? There have been several times I’ve thought about shutting the whole thing down, especially since Twitter and Facebook have taken over a lot of the elements blogging used to dominate. Sharing breezy little bits of our day is much easier at Facebook or Twitter. But here I am, and if you’re reading this, here are you, too.

Hello. I’m glad you are here. If compelled to say hi, please do. Or don’t. Just know that after nine years, I would have given up long ago if it weren’t for the friends I’ve made because I’m a nut about life.

*blog

Breaking is Bad ~ Ollie’s Arm Story

I went from crying to laughing in less than five minutes.

Ollie and I had to stop by the store to pick up a few additions to our spaghetti dinner. We spent all day concentrating on his right arm. It broke on Monday night, but we didn’t know until Tuesday morning. That afternoon, I took him to the ortho clinic at a Children’s Hospital satellite clinic, where they splinted his arm. It was hoped it would stay on and he wouldn’t need an armpit-to-hand cast.

As I pulled into the grocery store parking lot, the tears came out of nowhere. I was exhausted from a night and day of worry. His tumble played over and over in my head, but I knew there was nothing I could have done to prevent what happened.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

He was simply standing against the couch, cruising. He stopped, stepped, lost his balance, and fell. It was compounded by a propped throw pillow. It was like a trampoline and ramp. He bounced, rolled a revolution and a half, and landed face down. It looked crazy, but not terrible.

When he came to a stop, he was quiet. I almost laughed in wonder because it was quite spectacular. But then we realized he was quiet because he was holding his breath. Lee picked him up and then he finally breathed a scream. His right arm was floppy. Right away, we suspected something was wrong with it. I took him and sat, trying to calm him. Lee made a warm bottle, which Ollie eagerly drank—holding it with both hands! Oh, his arm is fine, we thought. I felt both arms and there were no weird lumps or swelling or bruising. Ollie fell asleep for the night soon after he finished the bottle. I didn’t sleep, checking on him multiple times. He slept really well and woke up happy.

Ollie’s custom is to drink his morning bottle lying on the living room floor. When he’s done, he flings the bottle away, much as I fling my coffee mug toward the clock. Then, he sits up and begins his daily exploration. He went to crawl and yelped, holding his arm up. He looked at Lee and I and showed us his arm. He looked at it, looked at us, looked back at it, and then tried to crawl again. Another yelp! When the pediatrician’s office opened, I called.

They sent him for an xray, which showed a distal radius fracture. It’s the most common arm fracture in children. Most happen when the kiddo is falling and sticks out an arm. Crack.

He’d need to see an pediatric orthopedist, who would decide how to treat him. It was hoped he could get away with just the splint because it’s easier to care for and easier on little guys. It was not to be, as it fell off within a couple of hours after getting home. It fell off again during the evening, twice during the night, and while driving the kids to school. Once he figured it could come off, he made it his mission in life to get it off.

baby with arm splint

Splinted! The green wrap was supposed to keep him from the Velcro. He managed to take off the wrap and put it in his mouth---another reason to ditch the splint!

I called the clinic back and told them the splint wasn’t staying on, so they said he needed an armpit-to-hand cast. I took the three little guys back to the ortho clinic, where two people managed to get one blue cast on the teeny arm of a furiously angry 11-month-old.

Archie and Teddy were stellar. I couldn’t believe how good they were. Both pulled chairs up to Ollie as I held him, patted his head and told him it was going to be okay. I was and still am so proud of them at that moment.

baby with broken arm cast

Blue

He needs to be casted for three weeks. Little ones heal much more quickly than adults. I hope the time flies because it’s definitely awkward for him. He crawls 80% of the time. 20% is cruising around the furniture with a few stabs at independent walking thrown in. I wonder if this will inspire him to ditch the frustration of crawling in favor of trying to walk more?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I dried off the tears and took a deep breath. I pulled Ollie, who was asleep, out of his car seat and whispered for him to wake up. He stirred as I carried him into the store. I grabbed a cart and put him in the seat, half awake. The snap of the safety belt woke him. I pushed the cart toward the meat department to get some Italian sausage. As I rounded a corner, a man stood looking at chicken with two kids. He had a broken right arm in a black cast and sling. Heh. You’re not alone, I told Ollie. Then we rounded another corner to the ground meat case. An older woman was standing in front of little trays of beef. She had a broken right arm! I felt like I was on a hidden camera show. As I compared packs of sausage, she left. I found what I wanted and took off toward the bakery.

The man with the black cast was ahead of us. The older woman was next, and then our cart brought up the rear. Three carts in a row, with three broken right arms. I started giggling out loud. The pathetic little parade cruised by the produce section and anyone standing in the cracker aisle waiting to turn into traffic may have been a bit baffled. They may have touched their right arm to make sure it was okay.

I was so thankful for the opportunity to release pressure through tears, then laughter. Ollie’s a strong little man. He has to be. He’s adjusting so well. The only way it’s slowed him down is when he eats. Rather than picking up food daintily with his right fingers, he’s sort of scooping and cramming with his left hand.

baby with broken arm

Happy now!

(This isn’t our family’s first broken arm! Joel had the same type of break when he was 15 months old. One may think the past experience should have clued us in, but with nine kids, we’ve learned 99% of the time, kids are bendy and resilient. They don’t need to be rushed to the emergency room for every bonk, cut, or fall. Joel pointed out both he and Ollie were born in October, so it could be related. Beware, October birthday people!)

Get Lost: Fall Fun at the Chatfield Corn Maze

Alternate title: Amazing Maize Maze Fazes Few, Delights Many.

Can you think of a better way to celebrate fall than guessing your way through a mysterious maze of tall corn stalks? That’s how we spent our first day of fall, thanks to The Denver Botanic Garden at Chatfield’s Corn Maze.

big red barn and corn stalks

corn on the cob

We took a picnic lunch and fueled up before tackling the Colorado flag-shaped rows. It’s estimated the corn maze takes an average of an hour and a half to navigate, so we wanted to be ready just in case we were, you know, below average. I pictured us emerging sometime in March of 2017, all eleven of us with long beards wearing crude clothing fashioned out of corn husks.

Thankfully, the creators of the corn maze have come up with some clever ways to help even the most hopeless direction-challenged person emerge victorious. You don’t have to hoist your family or friends into the air to see where to go next, unless you really want to.

Our family split into two teams. Each team had different activity sheets, which they give visitors for free. There are ten numbered poles placed in the twists and turns of the maze. By either completing numbered fun tasks or answering trivia questions, the sheets give you an indication which way to go. Team Mommy was made up of Ryley, Joel, Teddy, and Ollie. I had a teenager, a tween, a preschooler, and a baby in a stroller. At first, I thought this was a disadvantage.

Teenager and Baby make excellent navigators

But never underestimate a teenaged boy who wants to get through a corn maze because there are food vendors parked nearby. We answered all ten of our trivia questions in record time. Team Daddy, whose members were Aidan, Sam, Tommy, Beatrix, and Archie got to create a song, recite nursery rhymes, and name states to figure out which way to go. They had a blast, from what I hear.

It was like being on The Amazing Race, except no Phil or $1,000,000

Team Mommy beat Team Daddy by 20 minutes. Ahem.

You don’t have to use the handy-dandy fun activity guides to get through. If you need a little help, two observation bridges stand at strategic locations. I snapped a photo of Team Daddy behind us in the maze. You can barely see them. I had fun blowing kisses in their direction as a signal of my devotion, love, and superior corn maze tromping skills.

Team Daddy

The Botanic Gardens also provides a map of the maze you can print off from their website. I took a map along but we didn’t use it. It was nice to know it was there, though.

Beyond the maze, there were a lot of great seasonal activities. A horse-drawn hayride takes riders on a nice long loop around the Chatfield grounds.

horse-drawn hayride

Food vendors lined up just outside the corn maze. Tables and chairs are provided first-come, first-served basis, but there’s plenty of room to spread out in a grassy field. Also, picnic tables dot the grounds in very picturesque areas of the gardens. An especially popular attraction was the huge jumping pillow. It was free with admission.

After checking out the special seasonal fun, we wandered around the rest of the gardens. They have a great children’s play area with a tree house, plus historic Hildebrand Ranch. I loved the old ranch house and rustic buildings. The kids loved seeing the animals up close.

And, of course, it wouldn’t be a proper visit to a Denver Botanic Gardens location without swooning over the gorgeous flowers and plants.

Here’s the scoop on checking out The Denver Botanic Gardens Chatfield Corn Maze:

Hours:

The Corn Maze is open every weekend until October 27th, 2013.
Friday 4pm – 9pm
Saturday Noon – 9pm
Sunday Noon -6pm

The weekend of October 11-13th is the Pumpkin Festival with additional admission costs and attractions.

For admission pricing and information, click here.

Tips:

The corn maze is stroller-friendly, with wide paths and mostly smooth surfaces. It does take at least an hour to get through, but there’s a half-way point where you can escape if necessary.

We commemorated our feat with a photo, then invaded the second half of the maze!

There are porta potties near the corn maze/fall activities. Near the entrance, there are regular bathrooms as well as the highest concentration of picnic tables. You are welcome to bring your own food, but there are food vendors with favorites like hot donuts and kettlecorn.

Our family had such a great time. The maze was a blast to go through together. It was the perfect blend of friendly competition and teamwork. This time of year is so beautiful and we are lucky to live in a place where there are plenty of opportunities to get outside and revel in beauty.

pumpkin patch with red barn

(The Denver Botanic Gardens provided passes for our family to check out the corn maze and share our experiences. The opinions and impressions are solely ours.)