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15 Haiku About My Electric Blanket

Innards sizzle from electromagnetic waves. I don’t really care.

Settings 2 and 8 are as vastly different than saute and broil.

Me and cookie dough: Please preheat for best results, simpatico, we.

Three in the morning, wake startled from a strange dream. No, Cookie Monster!

You and winter should have an epic rap […]

“Regretting eggnog” is 5 syllables

I ought to know.

Old-time Lifenut pals o’ mine will remember an ode I wrote to Christmas shopping. I thought I’d be trendy and update with some new stanzas for 2009. Apparently, you can buy stuff with your computer and a big brown truck brings it right to your porch in 3-5 days?