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Rubbing Root Beer in the Wound ~ A Wrong-Number Text Story

Aidan was home, babysitting Archie and Teddy while I picked up the other kids from school. I had Ollie with me to make it easy on her. Archie and Teddy are typical little boys. Most of the time, they are good (or napping.) I told her we wouldn’t be home right away because we needed […]

11 Things Coloradans Aren’t Supposed to Say or Think

1. I don’t ski or snowboard and I don’t care if I ever do.

2. I like Casa Bonita’s food!

3. I bet you wear that down vest to bed.

4. Why are you riding your bike on this hilly, narrow, two-lane road with extremely limited visibility and heavy truck traffic? (Never […]

How a new washing machine and a new baby are practically the same thing

“Why is it making that noise?”

“Is it filling?”

“Read the book!”

“Ahhhh. Self-cleaning mode.”

“Is it leaking?”

“I wonder what that noise means?”

“How will I ever figure this out?”

“Did you hear that noise?”

“The table of contents says ‘page 29’…oh, it’s normal.”

“I can’t believe how much money we […]