![decorative scarecrow](https://www.lifenut.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/scarecrow-100x150.jpg)
“Hi again!”
“Oh, it’s you.”
“You’re a bit dusty. You smell. Nothing a little fresh air won’t fix!”
“Gee, thanks. I’m not sure the past year has been kind to you, either.”
“Let’s shake you out and fluff your straw a bit!”
“Watch it! I think there’s a black widow living inside […]