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Quiz: Are you Living with a Four-Year-Old Boy?

1. Old MacDonald has a…

a) Farm
b) Cow
c) Poop

2. A young child has a secret to tell you. What is it?

a) “I know what daddy got you for your birthday!”
b) “(Sibling’s name) took the rest of your chocolate!”
c) After giggling that sprays your ear with saliva, “Poop!”

3. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

a) Spongebob Squarepants
b) Nobody. That’s ludicrous.
c) Spongepoop Poop-pants

4. Your young child is riding the penny horse at the grocery store. The horse:

a) Is named “Poop Star”
b) Is heading to Pooptown
c) Is pooping


5) At the zoo, the biggest laugh of the day was thanks to…

a) The antics of the capuchin monkeys
b) Waddling penguins
c) When that elephant pooped during the elephant show!


Mostly As ~ You might have a 4-year-old boy. I don’t know.

Mostly Bs ~ You might have a 4-year-old boy. I don’t know.

Mostly Cs ~ You have a 4-year-old boy. Come sit by me and we can remind each other this stage won’t last forever.

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