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Today, Nini and I Auditioned for Wheel. Of. Fortune.

Category: Phrase

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“I’ll take a D, Pat.”

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It’s Official

As a mother, I am an authority figure. As an authority figure, I deserve to flash around an official looking badge.

It is especially important to have credentials as an authority when personal actions do not reflect the authority. Namely, I need something to show I really do have it together when I make […]

You Know the Kids Have Completely Taken Over When…

1. Your three-year-old sees the container of salt in the cupboard and says “Hey! It’s Velma!” And you genuinely agree…Thereafter anytime you open your cupboard you think “Velma!”

2. Your mom gives the kids some Harry and David alphabet gummy candies. Not only are you, the mommy, eating them more than the kids but […]