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The future is bright

Available now for pre-order at Amazon! It’s an Awesome Red Banana Phone with Green Monkey Vitamins.

Scheduled ship date is November 19, 2059. You can tolerate such a wait when you realize you’ll be one of the first proud owners of a device which provides ample nutrition and the power to stay in touch with family and friends.

Order today.



Joel made this for his school’s annual Build the Future event.

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