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Open Letter to a Clueless Poinsettia

Dear You at the End of my Kitchen Table,

You are still fire engine red.

Your leaves are enormous. We are talking lobster bib.

Your hearty, open, thirsty roots snake inside a pot covered in shiny green wrap.

If I woke from a Crusoe-style slumber and walked into my kitchen, I’d guess […]

An open letter to Target regarding Black Friday

Dear Target,

You know I love you. You know I shop there a lot. We have a family of 10, and that means we frequently stock up on life’s many essentials with you perched at the top of our list. Also, all of our prescriptions are filled by your pharmacy.

We are not […]