Thanks to the other Gretchen and Paula for tagging me with the quirky meme.

1. I am terrified of bees, lightning, and gasoline trucks.

2. I don’t like white, spongey foods: cheesecake, cream cheese, cottage cheese, tofu, feta, Miracle Whip. Ick. I can tolerate cream cheese if it is completely melted and the flavor is disguised by heavy amounts of something spicy. See the recipe in the previous post.

3. I can’t use the exposed toilet paper on a roll. I have to unroll it one layer, throw it away, and only then can I use it. If there is only one layer on the roll? A nightmare I try to avoid.

4. School Picture Day turns me into a woman far worse than the most meddling, controlling, insane, vicarious-living Pageant Mom in history. I think it’s because I did not have one decent school picture during my entire childhood. And I always buy the cheapest package because they are such a rip-off. Like I am going to spend $100 per child for pictures taken in a school gym. It makes no sense. Tomorrow is Spring Picture Day (which is crazy because when I was a kid, there was one picture day per year). I am going to do my best not to care about cowlicks.

5. I hate the word womb.

6. When I am tagged for a meme, there is only one person I pass it to.

Smooches, baby.