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Zoo Vistor #1: Look at that camel! I don’t believe how much is piled on her back.

Zoo Visitor #2: I see dirty dishes and laundry. Yuck. Is that a roll of toilet paper?

Zoo Visitor #1: No, it’s her grocery list. Also, look at those unreturned library books!

Zoo Visitor #2: Is that a parking ticket sticking out of Mary Poppins?

Zoo Visitor #1: Probably, but it’s hard to tell with all of those papers sitting under the computer. Looks like rubrics for about 10 lengthy and involved school projects for her multiple calfs.

Zoo Visitor #2: It’s like reading a shaggy, mammalian I Spy book! I see a bottle of antibiotics, Halloween costumes, and what was that sound? Did she…?

Zoo Visitor #1: No, that was her phone on vibrate.

Zoo Visitor #2: Her legs are trembling.

Zoo Visitor #1: A bit. I think she just added something to the calendar that’s stuffed between her humps. Looks like a PR lady is wedged in there, too. I hope she doesn’t suffocate.

Zoo Visitor #1: Such a shame!

Straw: Hi! What are we looking at?

Zoo Visitor #1: That ridiculous camel. She just shifted a little and I saw some paint cans and craft supplies.

Zoo Visitor #2: Poor thing probably put them there for a reason. There’s no way she can reach them under all that other stuff.

Straw: Does she give rides?

Zoo Visitor #1: Obviously.

Straw: Even for me?

Zoo Visitor #2: Why not? You appear to be pretty light.

Zoo Visitor #1: Insubstantial, really.

Straw: Hey, can you hold me up? When the next breeze comes along, let me go. I’ve always wanted to ride on a camel.

(curtain)

Halloween 2011 looked like this

Halloween 2011 showed me how holidays change as kids grow. It was Aidan’s 15th Halloween and the first she was elsewhere, uncostumed and not part of our happy roaming pack of candy seekers. It was odd and bittersweet. Instead, she volunteered to help with an event at her high school.

We still had 6.5 kids in costume. Here’s the 2011 rundown:

Teddy: Duck, which is a costume worn by Tommy, Joel, Beatrix, and Archie. I love that so many of our kids have waddled in that costume as young toddlers. The continuity of that small tradition helped make the day a bit sunnier.

Teddy wore the family duck, which was also worn by 4 older siblings

quack

Archie was a giraffe. Sharp Lifenut readers may recall he was a giraffe last year. This year, he was supposed to be a green shaggy monster, but it scared him. I laid out every costume that would fit and he chose the giraffe. He’s a guy who sticks with what works.

Archie as Giraffe

I took Archie and Teddy to the mall to trick-or-treat and have lunch. Archie asked me to take his picture with everything and everyone who caught his eye.

Giraffe at Old Maybe

We went from the mall to the school where Ryley, Sam, Tommy, Joel, and Beatrix were having their class parties. Archie and Teddy got to party hop to 5 classrooms. It was great to see so many awesome and creative costumes.

Giraffes have an undeserved reputation as docile

The school parties nearly wiped us out. As we walked to the van, I turned to encourage a lagging-behind Beatrix to step it up. I was struck by the beautiful sky. Really, the weather could not have been more perfect. A few hours later, we were trick-or-treating without heavy coats!

Halloween 2011 was beautiful and mild

Beatrix decided who she wanted to be for Halloween months ago. She has long-loved a certain work of art.

Who is this lady in black?

Can you guess?

As she’ll tell you, she is the Mona Lisa, painted by Leonardo ‘Vinci.

Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa...

Joel also decided his costume many weeks ago. I was all for it, as it was easy and I knew nobody else on planet earth would have the same costume. He was his school’s art teacher, Mr. W, who kindly lent a shirt he designed and wears. Authenticity!

Imagining all sorts of artsy things

But the real Mr. W wears shoes

Two years ago, Tommy was Charlie Chaplin for Night of the Notables. He thought Charlie deserved to be revisted, so that’s just what he did. Presenting, The Little Tramp:

Star of the silver screen

Comedy legend...

Mr. Charlie Chaplin!

At school, the 6th graders are working on a Roman Empire history unit, so they had to dress in togas and play Romanopoly. Poor Sam wasn’t a fan of wearing a dress, so when he came home from school I understood that he didn’t want to be some Roman dude for Halloween. He decided to be a fictional hero, Dr. Alan Grant of Jurassic Park fame. The book and the movie, yo:

Is that a spinosaurus in the distance?

He was so serious during the photo session because Dr. Alan Grant rarely showed levity with all that almost-being-eaten lifestyle. I tried to get Sam to laugh, but he stayed in character:

Dodging raptors is not a joke

The Halloween Hat Society

And then there was Ryley, who wasn’t in any photos and didn’t dress for school, either. He decided at the last minute (right at dusk) to be a Jedi, which meant dressing in black from head to toe. He wore our big black cape and carried a red lightsaber. Inspiration: I said he couldn’t go trick-or-treating without a costume. It’s tough being a 7th-grader. I assure you, he also looked awesome and had a blast trick-or-treating.

Wii Rocked The Party Right

At the height of the action, there were 50 people in our house.

It’s a good thing we liked each other and I wasn’t hosting a convention of mortal enemies. Instead, our good time with good friends was made better because of healthy, boisterous competition. We played Wii.

New and beautifully blue! Wii Motion controllers!

Nintendo recently sent a bundle of party goodies to our family so we could share their new Wii Play Motion game with guests. They included cool new controllers that take the Wii experience to a new level of easy-peasy interactivity. How can 50 people play Wii at once? They can’t. But 1-4 people can play at a time, so everyone else got to nosh cake and ice cream with all the toppings while waiting for their turn.

Wii Wii Wii

When our guests arrived, we had them write their names on slips of paper. Throughout the night, we drew names to see who got to compete against each other. The beauty of Wii Play Motion, and Wii games in general, is that adults, teens, and kids can battle each other and you never know who is going to win. Also, there are 12 different games with varying skill levels and interests. There are games of strategy, games that test balance, puzzle games, and games where players must work together.

Rugged men skimming cute dolphins over a crystalline lake

In addition to our random match-ups, we had the dads play Skip Skimmer against each other. It was one of the funniest parts of the night because the stones didn’t always go where they were intended and competition was friendly-fierce. Then the moms battled. I’ve never successfully skimmed a stone in my life, but Wii made it possible. A fun bonus: Once you read a certain number of successful hops, the stones morph into fun shapes and sounds. Meow. Meow. Meow, Me-ow.

The kids at the party loved the clever Spooky Search. Comical ghosts fly into the room. Players must search for them using sound broadcast through the controller. Then, players drag the ghosts back to the screen. It’s tricky, with a balance of competition and prompts to work together to corral the most squirrelly specters.

Midway through the night, we gave away a Wii Play Motion game and controller to one of our guests. I say “midway” but I really mean the scheduled end of our party. Two hours was not long enough. We played for nearly 4 hours, with our last guests leaving close to 11pm! That says something about Wii, to me.

We can’t wait to have more game nights. With winter coming, it’s a great way to move and play with friends when the weather gets worse.

(Thanks to Nintendo for sending Wii Play Motion, controllers, and ice cream social supplies to us. The party experience and game review is entirely our opinion, although it’s a fact we had fun.)