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My darling pancreas

I had an abdominal ultrasound yesterday. It’s a really long and boring story, so I won’t explain why I had my gallbladder, pancreas, and liver examined, unless something comes of it. I’ll know the results on Friday.

As the tech and a student were rooting around under and between my ribs, they stopped on a foggy-looking spot and both of them oohed.

The tech said I have a perfect pancreas. Just beautiful.

No mention about the glorious attributes of my other innards, which make me wonder if they are looking like Nick Nolte’s mugshot.

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