Three years ago, at this very moment, I was probably folding laundry and attempting to ignore the contractions that had started around 4am. I was a veteran of “false labor” so I thought that my contractions were a cruel joke that my body was playing on me. I call that phenomenon “The Uterus That Cries […]
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Toothy, toothy, gleaming bright, In the mouth of Ryley White; What awesome force shall your end bring? A piece of minty, waxy string! Your pearly beauty does not fool, A loop we fashion as our tool; A brusque eviction, an impetuous jerk, Will send Tooth Fairy straight to work. A lasso is shaped and […] Hubby, to 5 year old Ryley, who had just expressed feeling unusual: “Does that give you the willies?” Ryley: “No, it gives me the Ryleys.” |
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