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Heth, my pal and Empress of All Which Must Be Laundered, tagged me for the “Seven Things I Always Say” meme. It’s been around since 1972 and I am just now getting it. My blog is where memes come to die. I will tag my usual victim at the end.

1. “All right! All […]

Everything old is new again

Ripping a page out of the network TV handbook, I am going to air a re-run in honor of my lazy pregnant summer. From nearly eleven months ago, I present:

Poodle

We do our best to avoid Chuck E. Cheese and his Grade D pizza. The head-splitting atmosphere is jarring. The interior is like Vegas […]

Summer break haiku—week one

Where are all the eggs? You tried to fry them outside? Yellow patio.

Can we play Xbox? May we please play the Xbox? Please please please please please.

Red streaks snake down arms, Melting sugared rivers stain: Cursed popsicles.

Ants don’t like living Trapped in Ziploc sandwich bags, Even ants must breathe.

It’s nice […]