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You Won’t Believe What Happened to This Lady! #4 Shocked Me!

1. I’m adopting the new style of headline writing and list-making for our pathetic attention spans and hunger for sensationalism.

2. Just kidding. This is only for today.

3. I have a kid starting kindergarten in five days and another starting senior year in twelve days. These are big deal milestones.

4. There […]

My body is a Plinko board

It was last night, in the shower, when I realized it had been exactly one month since my surgery. More than once in the past 30 days, I’ve muttered hateful things at my body. It didn’t bounce back fast enough. Pain was intense. I was tired and useless. Other health issues compound this feeling I’ve […]