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A slow six

Ollie is six months old. The past half-year arced from birth to now with a leisure I’ve never experienced. Time moved slowly, plodding up and down the rows of weeks, back and forth, until we found ourselves on the other side of the sun. Instead of a looming winter, we see summer on the horizon. Instead of newborn days and nights—the extremes new babies bring—we have infant afternoons. He rolls and jabbers and sleeps well.

He’s stolen our hearts and I suspect he’s fond of us, too. Not many babies have so many outreached arms. We’ve never had a more giggly baby, ever. There is so much funny business. He was born in a brick-walled comedy club, just behind the potted fern on the corner of the stage. That’s the story he will tell someday. Life is funny.

Newborn

There are big dogs who lick his legs and music playing at all times. Mama tries to feed gloppy veggies to his skeptical toothless mouth. It’s about the only thing he doesn’t like. He rejects, but there’s no worry. There is time ahead, a curved spoon of another half-year. These two will click together into one whole, a ball to roll and toss into the air, caught, kept.

Ollie, Six Months

Saturday Siblings ~ Getting Even

Last Saturday, I featured my Odd Children. In the spirit of making things even, here are The Evens.

They may be outnumbered, but they have the toddler in their ranks. He has the will and charm of two people, plus ten.

Official Even roll-call with birth order: Ryley (2), Tommy (4), Beatrix (6), and Teddy (8).

Evens!

Evens!

Evens!

Even the Evens can be odd

Scene from a Happy Childhood

Every spring, my K-8 kids have a mandatory, massive, ridiculously involved school project called Night of the Notables. They have to become a notable person from history, dress as the person, and give a speech. I dread it and I look forward to it. There’s work, but reward. I learn a lot from my kids as they research fascinating people.

Sam enjoys adopting less obvious choices. One year, he was Barnum Brown. Who? Only the guy who discovered the T-Rex and literally fought in the bone wars. This year, he chose President Rutherford B. Hayes. When I heard, I tried to sway him to pick someone else. My thought was that it’s hard to research people like Rutherford. When Sam explained he chose “Ruddy” because someone threw a cabbage at him during a speech, I caved. Admirable, indeed.

We requested a huge stack of various biographies from the library, picking them up today after school. As we drove home, Sam dove into a book about Ruddy. “He was a sickly child.”

After a minute, he piped up, “Wow. Most of the famous people I like were sickly children. I wonder why sickly children become so important?” Ryley joined in the conversation:

“To be important, you need a terrible childhood! This means I will never be famous or important. A happy childhood means unhappy adulthood.”

I said that wasn’t true.

“I don’t have an emotionally-scarring backstory!” he continued.

This is a line straight out of Phineas and Ferb. “You’re no Doofenschmirtz, Ryley.”

From there, the conversation deteriorated into a discussion on ocelots, who live in South America—not Europe, where Doof grew up. He was raised by ocelots, at least for awhile.

Somehow, the conversational wind changed again and we ended up back at Notability. Infamy. And another truth.

Sam, thinking about his choices, said, “Barnum Brown was probably the loneliest person I’ve ever heard of. His wives and his daughter all died.”

“NOOOOOOO! The loneliest man, ever, was Edgar Allan Poe!” Ryley made his case while I laughed until my stomach hurt. I barely remember driving. My two oldest sons were comparing the lonely lives of Victorian-era men. T-Rex vs. Annabel Lee.

Nope. Nothing notable about that.

Two Notable Lads doing a Notable Thing ~ 2007 ~ Ryley was 8, Sam was 6