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Spring Break, Day One

day one

Usually, around this moment in my day, I am pairing shoes, matching coats with backpacks, launching a dirty faces search party, writing checks for lunch/tuition/school pictures/Brownie dues/fundraisers, arranging Aidan’s hair or whipping Sammy’s stubborn cowlick into temporary, futile submission, signing notes sent home by teachers, filling out permission slips, finding missing library books, tieing shoes, changing Joel who is famous for unloading right before we need to go somewhere, helping Tommy stock his pockets with toy cars and engines, cleaning Ryley’s astoundingly dirty glasses, suddenly remembering that I need to get dressed too, doling out Zippy Zoo chewable vitamins, rounding up the dog, warming up the minivan (weather demanding), finding the missing mitten or hat, refereeing arguments, making the grocery list, starting the dishwasher, putting coats on the little ones, prodding the big kids to put theirs on, telling them “no, you have to wear it!”, adding “and your mittens too!”, adding “don’t look at me like that”, adding “let’s go, it is Monday…and we don’t want to be late…”

Spring break isn’t just for the kids. I think I am looking forward to this week more than they are. It will bring its challenges but for the most part it will be a fun week. It is nice to be together when the pressure to go places and get things done isn’t so intense.

Winter in Review

stats about our wonderful winter

As you can see, we need to increase our Belly Laugh productivity in the new quarter, which begins today. Not enough belly-laughing, guffawing, chuckling, chortling, snorting, or giggling was exhibited during the last quarter. We can blame the sharp decline in Belly Laughs on the alarming, precipitous increase in Bad News, correlated with Kleenex Box Grand Openings. We will not tolerate another quarter like this. The shareholders are increasingly wary of trips to the pharmacy, as well. The bottom line has been hit hard.

Shareholders have submitted a spring forecast and they strongly recommend that every attempt is made to attain these numbers:
Spring is sprung