I had to share this YouTube video of Tim Hawkins talking about moms—especially about moms as bad nurses.

Ask my kids. I have the same solution for all that ails them. Got a headache/paper cut/itchy toes? Go potty, then tell me if you feel better. It works, I swear.

If you have more than two kids, you are just a show-off.

Here’s an interesting article regarding families having their third children.

The author claims a child receives SEVENTY new toys a year. I find that to be insanely high. We come nowhere near that. We don’t have 420 more toys than a year ago. Do people ever question statistics? I’d say about 95% don’t.

h/t: Lots of Kids