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I have a list of things I wish someone would invent: 1. Lysol Bombs, shaped like grenades. Pull the pin, drop in your home’s hallway, and run to a resort for a few days. Return to a bacterial blank-slate. Immediately repopulate home with germs from the indoor pool and that Waldorf salad you had for […] Another national holiday of the patriotic sort has arrived. Washington and Lincoln are men whose colossal contributions to our nation deserve to be recognized. Too bad the celebration has become a big opportunity to save thousands of dollars on furniture and used cars. Government offices and agencies are closed, so I am spared the arduous […] Poor piano. In our crowded house, it is not merely a musical instrument. The top has become the place where the kids’ school papers and art projects get stacked, shuffled, reshuffled, unstacked, spread, shuffled, and stacked again until the mood strikes to sort. The stacks are sorted and shuffled into “keepers” and “landfill cloggers”. […] |
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