Courtesy: Joel
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1. Your three-year-old sees the container of salt in the cupboard and says “Hey! It’s Velma!” And you genuinely agree…Thereafter anytime you open your cupboard you think “Velma!” 2. Your mom gives the kids some Harry and David alphabet gummy candies. Not only are you, the mommy, eating them more than the kids but […] Grocery Store Clerk: Small-Suburb-of-Denver* King Soopers, how can I help you? Me: Hi. I was there this morning and I believe I did not make it home with all my groceries. Clerk: What was the name of your checker? Me, not expecting this question and wishing I had glanced at her nametag: Uh, I […] |
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