As you can see, we need to increase our Belly Laugh productivity in the new quarter, which begins today. Not enough belly-laughing, guffawing, chuckling, chortling, snorting, or giggling was exhibited during the last quarter. We can blame the sharp decline in Belly Laughs on the alarming, precipitous increase in Bad News, correlated with Kleenex […]
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Back in my Weight Watchers baby weight banishing days, I drew the line at licking the open dishwasher door to get stolen calories. It is not beyond our dog, of course. This morning, as I loaded the dishwasher she was skulking nearby waiting for milk and juice to drip out of the kids’ breakfast […] My mythical nickel jar has welcomed a new member into the fold, courtesy of yesterday afternoon. $1.40. When I woke up yesterday morning, I had no idea that Tommy would be diagnosed with influenza. It was confirmed with a swab of his button nose. This was a shock, considering he was vaccinated last October, along […] |
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