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Grocery Store Clerk: Small-Suburb-of-Denver* King Soopers, how can I help you?

Me: Hi. I was there this morning and I believe I did not make it home with all my groceries.

Clerk: What was the name of your checker?

Me, not expecting this question and wishing I had glanced at her nametag: Uh, I […]

Exfoliation

I have been handed a mythical Volkswagon-sized loofah sponge to scrub away all the dead, frivolous, and pointless possessions we have accumulated over our lives as a family. Packing will force you to give your stuff a good, long, steely-eyed look and wonder why have we kept this broken shower caddy around for so long? […]

House Found

We found the house. I knew from the moment we walked in the door there was something different about it. Something made it stand far above the rest. It wasn’t the biggest house, the newest, the cleanest, or the most obvious choice on paper. It isn’t the most convenient. Parts of it make zero sense—there […]