Ripping a page out of the network TV handbook, I am going to air a re-run in honor of my lazy pregnant summer. From nearly eleven months ago, I present:

Poodle

We do our best to avoid Chuck E. Cheese and his Grade D pizza. The head-splitting atmosphere is jarring. The interior is like Vegas […]

Me, 34 years ago today on my first birthday. Note the vacuum cleaner by my side.

I see more of that in my future. For today, I will avoid anybody trying to take a picture of me with my Eureka.