Here’s an update regarding the Yale artist:

Today, as she was questioned by a panel of deans, Aliza Shvarts admitted she lied—except instead of calling it a lie, she called it a “creative fiction designed to draw attention to the ambiguity surrounding form and function of a woman’s body.”

Oh. I see.

Well, […]

I was messing around with some sidewalk chalk on our patio. I have an idea for a future header, so I wrote LIFENUT in an obnoxious shade of purple. As I prepared to snap a picture, Sam looked over my shoulder.

“I know what that says. It says LIH-FEN-UT.”

“LIH-FEN-UT?” I answered.

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