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This was Beatrix’s birthday cake, which violated every snobby and pretentious cell in my body. I made it myself.

When I asked her what kind of birthday cake she wanted, she answered with a list that made my eyes cross and my veins run dry: Dora, The Disney Princesses, everyone from Sesame Street, […]

Chore war

This commerical has been driving me insane for several months. I saw it again this morning and felt compelled to find out if I am alone in this?

Link here (beware of poor quality)

I use paper plates for larger parties and when I am in my first few post-partum weeks. There is nothing […]

Too two

Dear Two-Year-Olds of the World:

Thanks for giving Beatrix a warm welcome into your very exclusive club, which she joined today. Her membership card isn’t bent or sticky. Yet.

Most of you are potty-curious picky-eaters. She’ll fit right in. If you aren’t a potty-curious picky-eater, your mama is worried AND smug (as […]