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Available now for pre-order at Amazon! It’s an Awesome Red Banana Phone with Green Monkey Vitamins.

Scheduled ship date is November 19, 2059. You can tolerate such a wait when you realize you’ll be one of the first proud owners of a device which provides ample nutrition and the power to stay in touch […]

999,999 to go

Today, we signed up with the Million Baby Crawl, sponsored by Seventh Generation. We attended an event near our home, where we met Trista and Ryan from The Bachelorette fame. There were the usual events-with-small-children trappings, including face painting, balloon artistry, children’s songstresses, and because we live dangerously close […]

Today, I denounce

I denounce a parenting theory held in great esteem today:

Giving small children choices.

When I was a new mom, I read many parenting magazines and books for advice. One of the fashionable bits at the time was to instill a sense of power and control in toddlers and preschoolers. The theory—Kids between […]