The kids were playing Police and Bad Guys this afternoon. There must be a crime-fighting and to a lesser extent (we hope) crime-commiting gene stashed deep in the brains of all little boys and some of their big sisters.
I was cleaning the windows inside and out to a glorious streak-free bird-foolin’ radiance.
As I buffed away the dog noses, Aidan squealed “eeeeekkkk, the robber!” while pointing at me. I said nothing. She reconsidered.
“Oh, never mind. That’s just the maid.”
ROFL! I can’t even speak. Just laughter.
LOL! Ahhh, if only robbers would clean windows – the world would be a much better place!
You’ve traded your life of crime for drudgery. Good trade. Your kids sound so entertaining.
That kid keeps me in stiches – though I think your writing helps too!! Thanks for the laugh!
That is so funny! Or wait, Was it the maid?……
That is one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a while. You should send that in to Reader’s Digest.