Usually, around this moment in my day, I am pairing shoes, matching coats with backpacks, launching a dirty faces search party, writing checks for lunch/tuition/school pictures/Brownie dues/fundraisers, arranging Aidan’s hair or whipping Sammy’s stubborn cowlick into temporary, futile submission, signing notes sent home by teachers, filling out permission slips, finding missing library books, tieing […]
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As you can see, we need to increase our Belly Laugh productivity in the new quarter, which begins today. Not enough belly-laughing, guffawing, chuckling, chortling, snorting, or giggling was exhibited during the last quarter. We can blame the sharp decline in Belly Laughs on the alarming, precipitous increase in Bad News, correlated with Kleenex […] Back in my Weight Watchers baby weight banishing days, I drew the line at licking the open dishwasher door to get stolen calories. It is not beyond our dog, of course. This morning, as I loaded the dishwasher she was skulking nearby waiting for milk and juice to drip out of the kids’ breakfast […] |
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