Don’t you have any donuts?
—Sam (aka Obi-Wan), to the owner of a house we Trick-or-Treated last night.
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Don’t you have any donuts? —Sam (aka Obi-Wan), to the owner of a house we Trick-or-Treated last night. Last year’s pumpkin-carving post. This year: they scoffed at the pumpkin guts, they delighted in spoon-scooping slimy seeds, their pixie-noses were starch-smooth—wrinkling was so 2004. I was amazed how well our annual pumpkin-carving fest went yesterday. Aidan and Ryley took care of most of the hollowing. Tommy helped. Joel took the guts out of […] You can’t bottle a holiday dinner anymore than you can bottle the post-feast nap in a threadbare recliner or a televised NFL game. I cracked open the Holiday Pack this afternoon. My team of tasters were assembled. Each had a Solo* cup with their name written in Sharpie marker. Each gave their unabashed first […] |
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