The kids ran out of chewable vitamins a few days ago. Yesterday, I stopped at the store for a few things. Vitamins were on my list.

The Flintstones vitamins seemed to be the best value. Big jar. Big jar is my friend. Usually, I buy store brand vitamins, but I am irritated by how […]

This was Beatrix’s birthday cake, which violated every snobby and pretentious cell in my body. I made it myself.

When I asked her what kind of birthday cake she wanted, she answered with a list that made my eyes cross and my veins run dry: Dora, The Disney Princesses, everyone from Sesame Street, […]