Santa,

You have tons of resources at your disposal, a massive workshop staffed by clever elves, and a twinkle in your eye that tells me you will see the genius in my list. Please try to respect my wishes and put these items under the tree, for me.

1. A diet cola that tastes […]

I am having serious issues writing our Christmas newsletter this year. For the past several years, we have done our Christmas newsletter in a unique way. We call it “The Toddlertown Gazette”, and it features phony headlines from each month of the year. Here is an example, from 2002 (click the image to enlarge):

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