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Never give a plant to me, unless you are holding a deep grudge against the poor thing—-like it killed your pa. Any plant that enters this house is doomed to wither, shrivel, dry out, and die. Christmas poinsettias do not see the sunrise on Valentine’s Day. An herb garden I received one Mother’s Day […] Where’s my oversized cake covered in pastel buttercream roses? Where’s my gold watch? Where’s my champagne toast, my wooden plaque, my stack of congratulatory cards and telegrams? Where is Willard Scott? Doesn’t he always show pictures of people who have hit 100 when he does the weather on the “Today” show? I watched this […] If I had a nickel for each time the phrase I didn’t know I would be doing this today…ran through my head within the past two months, I would have about $1.35. My latest nickel was earned yesterday evening as I sat in the minivan, on the fourth deck of the Children’s Hospital parking […] |
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