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Day One, 7:30 am

“You have reached Neighborhood Elementary School’s attendance line. Please leave a message with your student’s name, class, reason for absence and number of days absent. Thank you.” Beep.

“Hi! This is Gretchen Lifenut, Ryley Lifenut’s mom. He is in Mrs. Goodteacher’s second-grade class. He won’t be at school today due to […]

Shiny

Ta-daaaa!

Lifenut has been made-over, extremely. It’s been a year and a half since my last visual overhaul.

There are nine different headers which are randomized. The blogroll is updated and purged. I have a new sidenotes feature where I will theoretically post a Picture of the Day. Knowing me, it will be more […]

Away

We are in the process of switching internet providers. This could get messy. I am not famous for writing daily anyway—the absence of posts will be just like any other day around here.

Any emails or communication via the contact form will go ignored—chalk it up to cluelessness.

Maybe I will get my […]