Poison Control Operator: Poison Control, how may I help you?

Me: Uh, yes…my son just ate part of an old and rather stale gingerbread house…

PCO: How old, ma’am?

Me: Three years…

PCO: The gingerbread house is three years old?

Me: Oh, no. My son is three years old.

PCO: What is the […]

I visit a lot of blogs.

Some of the bloggers cuss and curse and drop F-bombs in each post. I shrug when I read them because naughty words don’t offend me very much. They are just words. Not particularly creative words. I wonder if their Christmas letter describes the effin’ loss the soccer team […]