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37 candles.

I’ve made my wish.

I’m blowing them out.

Sorry about the spittle. I know you are thinking, “I’m not having that piece with the pink rose and capital G.”

I leave one candle burning.

Ah, ha! Yeah, I have one boyfriend. Stop teasing. But he’s really my ex-boyfriend. […]

The robin’s nest is empty.

The three baby birds are gone, and so is the unhatched egg.

I’m amazed they lasted as long as they did, considering the ludicrous location of the nest.

They were utterly defenseless if their mother was away, searching for food. I suppose any nest of baby birds […]

That clanging sound you hear is me, taking the Dryer for a spin.

Shannon asked me to write a guest post.

I said I would, and then immediately felt regret. What could I write that would come close to her special brand of brilliance? Not a whole lot.

But I put together […]