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Open letter to a rock star

Hi Jason Mraz,

Love your hats.

Anyway, congratulations on your great success with the new single, I’m Yours. It is a fun little song, light-hearted with a slight bouncy reggae vibe.

I’d like it a lot more if it didn’t have one of the most quizzical and misguided lyrical lines in musical history:

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Led by the belly

The first time I used an Expecting Mother parking spot in this current pregnancy was when I was only six weeks along.

Only my husband and I knew I was pregnant at the time. I certainly didn’t look pregnant to the rest of the world. Any witnesses must have thought I was simply being […]

My son won’t be beautifying British faces

Discarded foreskins from routine circumcisions of American newborn boys are being exported to Britain for the newest anti-wrinkle treatment.

We don’t do that anyway, but if we did I’d be slightly weirded out by the thought of Camilla Parker-Bowles or Madonna carrying a little bit of my boy in her jowls.

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